"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/26/2020 at 12:02 • Filed to: None
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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/26/2020 at 12:02 • Filed to: None | 2
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A doll that pisses glitter and shits butterflies.
No, really.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
onlytwowheels
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 12:11 |
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That’s just messed up....
Nom De Plume
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 12:26 |
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She poops charms!
Ewww, MOM!!! Billy just put poop in his mouth and spit it back in the toilet.
SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 12:35 |
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Wait. My Car Company CEO Sweats Awesomeness, Pees Glitter, Farts Green Energy AND Poops Rainbows.
Are you saying that’s BAD? ‘Cause you kinda seem like a Pedoguy.
Brickman
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 12:38 |
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K-cup shit charm dispenser
Cash Rewards
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 12:44 |
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I guarantee my daughter wants this for her birthday
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ttyymmnn
> Cash Rewards
09/26/2020 at 12:46 |
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Get it and then write a review for Oppo.
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 12:46 |
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Speaking of Potty Surprises, don’t know if you have little ones, but back in the day having your toddler gobble a half-dozen brightly-dyed Fruit Roll-Ups was always good for a Potty Surprise the next day...
“Hey, junior’s pooping rainbows again!”
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Nom De Plume
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 12:55 |
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Have to ask what brought this delightful revisiting of peeing dolls into your life and our off topic blog.
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ttyymmnn
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/26/2020 at 13:11 |
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Mine are all high schoolers now, but I do remember such events.
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ttyymmnn
> Nom De Plume
09/26/2020 at 13:13 |
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My wife saw a commercial for it during one of her cooking shows. She made a point of rewinding the TV to show it to me.
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Cash Rewards
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 13:16 |
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Oh my God, I actually watched the video. Words cannot describe how much my daughter will love this.
Jim Spanfeller
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 13:24 |
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The peeing dolls were bad enough. Then they made anatomically correct male peeing dolls, and that was horrific. Then they made these dolls with diapers that you’d have to buy replacements for, which was both horrific and a shameless attempt to keep you buying replacement diapers for a freaking toy. Then they made them pee glitter and poop butterflies. HAVE THEY NO SHAME!?
barnie
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 13:26 |
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Sitting with my good friends’ daughter (4? 6?) playing with her LEGO when she pulls up a little polar bear that could poop what goes in to its mouth. Never having had kids of my own, I w as not sure how to handle this until her Maw passed by and said, “That’s ok. She’s in her poopy phase. Just play along.” Is this normal? Little else in that family is.
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 13:28 |
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It’s horrifying the first time...
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Nom De Plume
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 13:29 |
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If nothing else it might signal a step towards reestablishing a climate where good car commercials are possible again.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 14:29 |
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They would probably particularly enjoy pooping surprises the next day.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 14:30 |
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I worked at an office in San Francisco and one day one of the administrative assistants brought in cupcakes for to celebrate something that one of the principals had done, maybe a birthday or something. But the cupcakes had blue icing on them and whatever bakery had used some heavy duty commercial blue dye and overdone it, and it definitely affected the color of my poop and no doubt everyone else's and nobody discussed this in that office because that office was very uptight.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 14:30 |
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Do you remember VHS tape reminders?
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ttyymmnn
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
09/26/2020 at 15:38 |
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Nope
Dead_Elvis, Inc.
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
09/26/2020 at 17:05 |
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I don’t know - n ot discussing with co-workers the particulars of quality time on the shitter seems like a pretty healthy boundary to me.
Of course, I’d also prefer never to have any sort of birthday shenanigans a t work .
ranwhenparked
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 17:16 |
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Well, I guess kids have to learn about coprophelia sooner or later. It's either this, or when they get older and do a semester abroad in Germany.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> ttyymmnn
09/26/2020 at 17:24 |
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Rewinders...
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Dead_Elvis, Inc.
09/26/2020 at 17:25 |
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I prefer working at home and letting zoom set my boundaries. That's been working quite well for me. And then the time that we are together is much more genuine and intimate than it would be if we were sitting in a room together being fake.